caraknightley:

everyday I thank god I don’t have an outie belly button

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2 minutes ago with 29,206 notes
Cat:
Me: are you mcgonagall
Cat:

4 minutes ago with 77,485 notes

rnarker:

why is your suitcase full of rocks??

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I DONT TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE

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REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FOLLOWERS WOULD DO IF THEY OWNED YOU FOR 24 HOURS

killedtheinnocentpeople:

eat-me-while-im-hot-tonight:

do it!

yes, please do it, because if I ever own any of my followers for 24hours, I would probably chain them in my basement and torture them. That’s just the first thing that comes to mind.

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7 minutes ago with 103,461 notes
Every time I finish a book,

sodamnrelatable:

I feel like I’ve lost a part of me and just sit there feeling empty

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2 days ago with 67,089 notes